by: Tiny Turning

Hermione won't wear shoes unless they're Prada. Luckily, Prada has a store in Hogsmeasde.

Draco thinks of his father while listening to Kelly Clarkson's "Because of You".

When you get bitten by a werewolf, diabetes is part of the package deal: All werewolves are diabetics.

Nagini is actually 'Voldermort's' wife.

Draco isn't a vampire, but he enjoys the taste of Hermione's blood.

Peter farts uncontrollably when he laughs.

Today I learned that inner turmoil can be expressed in front of the whole school in poem format. And that all inner turmoil must include the lines 'My heart is in pain' 'I want to come out of the rain' and 'I wonder if I'm going insane'.

Remus and Tonks should be fighting a war, but it's more important to set Harry and Hermione up.

If you review someone's fanfiction, they'll defiantly review yours.

Hermione wears a Gucci bikini.

Hermione is Fred Weasley's only reason for living.

Lily learned all of her karate girl power moves from watching Miss Congeniality.

Fics titled: THE BEST FANFIC EVER rarely are.

Hermione is a master salsa dancer and teaches salsa dancing during summer holidays

Lucius Malfoy's nickname is Lucy.