Title: Evil Villainy for Dummies
Author: Hermiones_Revenge

"Not all villains can pull off the evil jig. For example, if Professor Umbridge was seen jigging, would it really add to her evilness? Or if you saw good old Voldemort doing a little dance along with his death eaters, would you think, "hey, I think I'm going to cower in fear!" Only a select few evil villains are capable of successfully executing a trademark evil jig. Make your decision carefully. "

Title: So You Wanna Be a Death Eater
Author: Aethereal Blood

" The crimes are divided in three categories, based on the severity of the punishment: Category A - Must Accompany Narcissa Malfoy When She Is Shopping, Category B - Crucio Worthy, and Category C - Death by being worn out while shopping with Narcissa Malfoy. Just to give you a gist of things, some punishable offences are: speaking of Dumbledore in good terms, mentioning hair in any context in front of Lord Voldemort (he is very sensitive aobut his alopecia), and killing your Death Eater partner by 'accident' because they screwed your wife."

Title: The Beginning of the End
Author: Shade

"I know you people are Death Eaters but do you have to be so damn literal about it?"

Title: Unfogging the Future
Author: Madame Snape

"I can prove it to you," she insisted breathily, reaching out and burying her creepy, knobby hands deeply within his thick, greasy raven locks.
"Salazar's socks, woman - what do you think you're doing? Unhand me at once!"

Title: Letting Go
Author: summer_rain

"Some things in life just aren't meant to be. We were one of them. An anomaly of fate, but the classic cliché."
- Sirius Black

Title: Murder on the Hogwarts Express
Author: Violet Gryffindor

" Nice colour. It matches your tongue perfectly. I'm sure your mum was happy about that. "
- Bill Weasley

Title: Thicker Than Water
Author: Cor_leonis

Yes, well, I never said that I was intelligent.
- Regulus Black

Title: One Sock Left
Author: bLuECoW219

"Third, I lost my left sock. The one with the quaffles on it. Now all I have is the right one, and my left foot is freezing because I cannot be bothered to go all the way to my trunk and get another pair. It's the principle of the thing! My sock is gone, forever more.
I hereby dub this day Destroy-James'-Favorite-Things-And-Give-Him-A-Journal-As-Compensation Day. Ignore the fact that I'm writing in the aforementioned journal right now, because Moony will never let me live it down, and Sirius will mock me and probably publish this for the whole of Hogwarts to see. Believe me, he will.
I miss my sock. I can't feel my toes."
-James

Title: Wanton Confessions of a Teenage Witch
Author: jolliefollie252

"I never said I don't like the sport! I just said I can't stand it when you quidditch players talk about it! That's all...you guys just go on and on sometimes!" I said, fighting the urge to hex him for his stupidity. A moment of silence. Geez, it's like Quidditch was some bitchy girlfriend of his that we were fighting about. Hmph. Come to think of it, he does treat quidditch like it's his soulmate or something. Weirdo. I had a fleeting image of Oliver snogging his broom go through my mind. Oh, no...control yourself, Suzie...

Title: Redeeming Grace
Author: squaredancer

Draco POV "I spluttered very inelegantly on my pumpkin juice and proceeded to hack and cough the best of it all over the library table. Madam Pince came over without delay, berating me on my terrible library etiquette, for drinking in a no-drinking area and for not having the common sense I was born with and swallowing the beverage before attempting to breathe. I think I may well have imploded if the thought had occurred to me at the time. But it didn't, and thus I was still alive and wholly un-imploded, regretfully."

Title: Chronicles of Life
Author:BitterEpiphany

"You grinned, or possibly suffered a temporary seizure from alcohol poisoning, but what the hell "

Title: the sign of the birtwhistle
Author: sauerkraut_poet

Luna thinking about Hermione and Ron - "it was Ginny who informed me that their constant verbal attacks on each other are really disguised displays of romantic interest" ... "The next morning, I had walked down to breakfast only to find Ginny hexing Draco Malfoy, in the exact same spot where Ronald was arguing with Hermione earlier. Ginny said that Draco had been insulting her family. I told her it was simply a disguised display of romantic interest. Then she threatened to hex me. But I know she didn't really mean it"

Title: Fading Light
Author: RavenGryffendor

Snape was sitting at the table as Remus entered the room. He cast a calculating look at Remus, a small sneer playing on his face. Remus paused in mid stride, cocking one eyebrow and looking with disdain at ze bat. He received a cold glare from the potions master in return.

"May I sit down?" Remus asked, hoping to break the awkwardness of being in the traitor's presence.

"Etiquette must be observed' Snape said smoothly.

Title: Snuffles Big Day Out
Author: alpha3760

Remus Lupin straightened and lifted the identification card on the front of the cage. "Hmmm. Says here you're a mixed-blood mutt." The blue-grey eyes shone wickedly. "I say we frame this and send it to your mother for Christmas."